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Kinks and Squicks meme

Fyi: I will read nearly anything if it is written well. However, I do have my preferences. 
 

 
Creature Fics:
They are not my favorite and I'm not sure if it's just because I rarely read them. It's not that I think they're bad, some are exceptionally good. I guess I just can't get into the whole vampire, werewolf, veela, non human thing. As with everything on this list there's always an exception and I never say never. Maybe if it were a creature fic about baby!sea turtles falling in baby!love XD 

Animagus:
In contrast to the above... well, not really because I still rarely read fics with animals, but the animagus or 'I've put a spell on you and you'll be a *insert animal here* for three weeks!fics' are great. Brinimc's bunny flail and talekayler's bunny fic and also Draco Malfoy the amazing bouncing... Rat. I adore these and most fics like this. 

M-Preg:
I can't do it. Not that it's bad or anything I just personally can't.

Slave, BDSM, S/M:
Bdsm: Okay, not my favorite but I have read several bdsm that make me squirm...in a good way. It can't be too hardcore, though. S/M: I've never read this but I don't plan to go looking for it. Slave: I've read one that I love. However, the genre isn't my thing.   

Age difference:
THIS SO MUCH! It's my recent er, kink.

Blood, -play:
THIS! I need specific parties to be involved though. i.e. Malfoys.

Underage (chan):
Um, I'd rather not read it...but I have before. It has to be very well done and treated delicately. 

Crossdressing/Genderbender:
Genderbending is an absolute squick for me. Crossdressing...wow, sometimes it's guh. Other times I can't read it. 

Dub-con:
It's my thing. I love it.

Non-con:
I can do without it.

Incest:
It's my thing. God help me, it's my thing I love it. However, it needs to involve specific characters. i.e. Malfoys, Blacks, Death Eaters or purebloods because thats canon. I can NOT take Weasleycest because it just feels wrong and Pottercest feels the same. Oddly enough, twincest squicks me too, but semi-dark!Lorcan/Lysander...yes please!!

Threesome/ moresome/ gangbang:
Sigh. I've written threesomes in the past but it was all about logistics and I don't like logistics and I hate what I've written. That being said I will totally read threesome fic if well written or by an author I trust to do a good job(kitty and Curi). Gangbang...er, can it be dirty talk and gangbang fantasy? Because that is fucking mind meltingly hot. 

Death:
Main characters then DEFINITELY NOT! I can't I get to emotionally involved, even in short fic lol. Also, if a trio member (H,R, or Hr) dies or is dead during the fic I can't look past it so I will probably click the back button. I guess to me, trio always equals main characters. Canonically dead characters, I don't mind exploring the effects of their deaths. Like if Regulus dies even in the non canon way in fic it's really to be expected so it's fine. 

Watersport/scat:
None of it. I just can't.

Crossovers:
Depends on the fandoms. Also, if it's crack, um hell yes!

Unhappy/wide open endings:
Unhappy... no. Wide open... Yes please!!

Infidelity:
Far from my favorite, but there are a few exceptions.

Selfharming/Attempted suicide:
Sigh, I've never read this and I wouldn't read it for the sake of my mental health. 

Rimming/Fletching:
*WANTS*  THIS IS MY THING SO MUCH. I just LOVE filthy sex...God help me.

Fisting:
In contrast to the above, I've never read this before and I don't think I'll be looking for it. 

Addictions/Disorders:
Addictions: Meh. Again not my favorite. UNLESS ITS TO A PERSON. OR TO SEX WHICH IS MY FAVORITE. I guess I meant drug or alcohol addiction isn't my favorite.
Disorders: Depends on the disorder. Some I LOVE. Some I can NOT stand. Not to be confused with disability fics which I generally LOVE.  

Torture/Violence:
Depends on the degree and the amount. I can't do it if it's too heavy. Unless it's a drabble or something and I don't have time to get involved.

ETA: More things to add to the list XD

Dark Mark/tattoo/ink Fetish: I HAVE AN UBER MASSIVE THING FOR TATTOO'S IN FIC (*cough TMI* and RL). So I get the Dark Mark fetish. I love fic when the ink moves or serves some naughty purpose. I could read fic with a boy and his tattoos alone and just all of it. It's my thing so much. Always. And I'm probably going to write this now so... 
 
Parseltongue: Adhering to my thoughts on creature fic. It's hot stuff when done well and I have no problems with it but it's not my major GTFO I'm reading kink XD. 
 
Tentacles: Now this oh god. I can't believe I'm saying this but I can totally get into this. It has to be done well. And I prefer there to be squid/plants/ and voyeurism. It's no fun if only one person is getting off on it. 
 
Voyeurism/Exhibitionism: MY THING SO FREAKING MUCH!!!! 
 
Fluff: I generally love it. I don't think you can go wrong with it unless it's extremely overdone or out of character. Its a testament to how much I enjoy it that I can't think of a time when it was ever overdone.  
 
Foodsmut: I am not sure on this one. It really depends on  a lot. 
 
Knifeplay: Best thing ever...but remember what I said about character death. There's a Literaryspell fic I still can't read because in the warnings and the summary it's taken too far.
 

In summary my kinks are always growing and my squicks shrinking. I'm open to anything new recc'd by the people who share similar tastes and even people who are brilliant writers with vastly different tastes so there's that. 
 

Date: 2011-04-03 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com
I'm going to do this and keep some of your answers for mine cause they are the same 100%.

*hugs*

Hmmm were is that dark mark kink mentioned it makes me pant ;)

Date: 2011-04-03 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
*hugs* For sure!! I've added dark mark kink, too and several other things XD

Date: 2011-04-04 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com
Yes I had to put in a few of my favorite kinks that were left out.

Date: 2011-04-03 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayoko.livejournal.com
Age difference, bloodplay and rimming/fletching seem to be your faves. Noted.

Although, what's the difference between disorder and disability cause a disability is usually caused by a disorder to me.

Date: 2011-04-03 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Ahahaha! Yes those are my things :D And *cough* incest *cough*

Imho, a disorder is something classified as abnormal in general society. Something that should be treated or fixed. A disability is something you can't change, something that can't be treated and I don't consider that to be abnormal just different. I could be wrong though should probably google the meaning of disorder so I know for sure because I'm thinking of things like OCD and Antisocial personality disorder. Mental illnesses as opposed to physical impairments.

Date: 2011-04-03 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kayoko.livejournal.com
Oh, that makes sense!

It gets confusing cause sometimes the person can have a disorder and a disability!

Date: 2011-04-03 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starlitshore.livejournal.com
I agree with quite a lot of this, and we differ on a couple things, too. I'm not into selfharming or torture/violence either. :\

Date: 2011-04-03 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Yay we're similar! <3 Yeah, can't do self harm and I'm very picky when it comes to torture/violence. Gratuitous killing is probably up there on my squicks list.

Date: 2011-04-03 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starlitshore.livejournal.com
For sure. And the reasons for the killing. If it's because the author hates the character or something ... :(

Date: 2011-04-03 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Ah yes! Character bashing is at the top of my squick list D:

Date: 2011-04-03 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starlitshore.livejournal.com
Yeah! I mean, I dislike Ginny (a lot) but I don't want her bashed just so Harry and Draco can get together. :\

Date: 2011-04-03 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brinimc.livejournal.com
I agree with so much of your list!

Date: 2011-04-03 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Hee!! I would think so we're usually brain!buddies XD

Date: 2011-04-03 09:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kitty_fic
Yay for kinks! You're list is fun to read!

Date: 2011-04-03 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
\o/ I've added a few new ones from yours XD

Bang, bang, shoot, shoot?

Date: 2011-04-03 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com
So many of my favourite kinks aren't even on that list, bb! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Re: Bang, bang, shoot, shoot?

Date: 2011-04-03 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
AHAHAHA! I think you know what it means, lovely XD (*cough* you must add them you kink monster *cough*) And I'm in the same boat... btw I added tentacles from Kayoko *points*... thought you might appreciate that :)

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