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Kinks and Squicks meme

Fyi: I will read nearly anything if it is written well. However, I do have my preferences. 

Creature Fics:
They are not my favorite and I'm not sure if it's just because I rarely read them. It's not that I think they're bad, some are exceptionally good. I guess I just can't get into the whole vampire, werewolf, veela, non human thing. As with everything on this list there's always an exception and I never say never. Maybe if it were a creature fic about baby!sea turtles falling in baby!love XD 

In contrast to the above... well, not really because I still rarely read fics with animals, but the animagus or 'I've put a spell on you and you'll be a *insert animal here* for three weeks!fics' are great. Brinimc's bunny flail and talekayler's bunny fic and also Draco Malfoy the amazing bouncing... Rat. I adore these and most fics like this. 

I can't do it. Not that it's bad or anything I just personally can't.

Slave, BDSM, S/M:
Bdsm: Okay, not my favorite but I have read several bdsm that make me a good way. It can't be too hardcore, though. S/M: I've never read this but I don't plan to go looking for it. Slave: I've read one that I love. However, the genre isn't my thing.   

Age difference:
THIS SO MUCH! It's my recent er, kink.

Blood, -play:
THIS! I need specific parties to be involved though. i.e. Malfoys.

Underage (chan):
Um, I'd rather not read it...but I have before. It has to be very well done and treated delicately. 

Genderbending is an absolute squick for me., sometimes it's guh. Other times I can't read it. 

It's my thing. I love it.

I can do without it.

It's my thing. God help me, it's my thing I love it. However, it needs to involve specific characters. i.e. Malfoys, Blacks, Death Eaters or purebloods because thats canon. I can NOT take Weasleycest because it just feels wrong and Pottercest feels the same. Oddly enough, twincest squicks me too, but semi-dark!Lorcan/Lysander...yes please!!

Threesome/ moresome/ gangbang:
Sigh. I've written threesomes in the past but it was all about logistics and I don't like logistics and I hate what I've written. That being said I will totally read threesome fic if well written or by an author I trust to do a good job(kitty and Curi)., can it be dirty talk and gangbang fantasy? Because that is fucking mind meltingly hot. 

Main characters then DEFINITELY NOT! I can't I get to emotionally involved, even in short fic lol. Also, if a trio member (H,R, or Hr) dies or is dead during the fic I can't look past it so I will probably click the back button. I guess to me, trio always equals main characters. Canonically dead characters, I don't mind exploring the effects of their deaths. Like if Regulus dies even in the non canon way in fic it's really to be expected so it's fine. 

None of it. I just can't.

Depends on the fandoms. Also, if it's crack, um hell yes!

Unhappy/wide open endings:
Unhappy... no. Wide open... Yes please!!

Far from my favorite, but there are a few exceptions.

Selfharming/Attempted suicide:
Sigh, I've never read this and I wouldn't read it for the sake of my mental health. 

*WANTS*  THIS IS MY THING SO MUCH. I just LOVE filthy sex...God help me.

In contrast to the above, I've never read this before and I don't think I'll be looking for it. 

Addictions: Meh. Again not my favorite. UNLESS ITS TO A PERSON. OR TO SEX WHICH IS MY FAVORITE. I guess I meant drug or alcohol addiction isn't my favorite.
Disorders: Depends on the disorder. Some I LOVE. Some I can NOT stand. Not to be confused with disability fics which I generally LOVE.  

Depends on the degree and the amount. I can't do it if it's too heavy. Unless it's a drabble or something and I don't have time to get involved.

ETA: More things to add to the list XD

Dark Mark/tattoo/ink Fetish: I HAVE AN UBER MASSIVE THING FOR TATTOO'S IN FIC (*cough TMI* and RL). So I get the Dark Mark fetish. I love fic when the ink moves or serves some naughty purpose. I could read fic with a boy and his tattoos alone and just all of it. It's my thing so much. Always. And I'm probably going to write this now so... 
Parseltongue: Adhering to my thoughts on creature fic. It's hot stuff when done well and I have no problems with it but it's not my major GTFO I'm reading kink XD. 
Tentacles: Now this oh god. I can't believe I'm saying this but I can totally get into this. It has to be done well. And I prefer there to be squid/plants/ and voyeurism. It's no fun if only one person is getting off on it. 
Voyeurism/Exhibitionism: MY THING SO FREAKING MUCH!!!! 
Fluff: I generally love it. I don't think you can go wrong with it unless it's extremely overdone or out of character. Its a testament to how much I enjoy it that I can't think of a time when it was ever overdone.  
Foodsmut: I am not sure on this one. It really depends on  a lot. 
Knifeplay: Best thing ever...but remember what I said about character death. There's a Literaryspell fic I still can't read because in the warnings and the summary it's taken too far.

In summary my kinks are always growing and my squicks shrinking. I'm open to anything new recc'd by the people who share similar tastes and even people who are brilliant writers with vastly different tastes so there's that. 
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