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Ahhhh [livejournal.com profile] talekayler  I love your letter but I’m not sure any of these start with L :/ Sigh, I guess I’ll just have to do another lyrics meme  ;)

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line (or first and second line if it's completely impossible) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own!

Note: I tried to stay away from the obscure and also from Lupe Fiasco, my husband. i.e. rap  ;)


 

 

 

Music Meme )

 

 

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Er, I told you I'd post fic eventually :/

Title: Draco has a peppermint stick
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: R for a bit of a sexy time!
Words: ~1100
Warnings: rimming, gratuitous peppermint stick usage, slash, homo erotic overtones, things that make nonsense, things that make a little bit of sense, but only to me.
What you drank, how much and how long it took you: lime margarita, grape vodka and cranberry juice and sprite. shots. Too much during ootp movie drinking game. More after.
Summary: WTF??!! Intrigued? Then it’s time to read Draco has a peppermint stick…
Notes: IDEK… I fixed no typos that word didn’t fix for me and I edited nothing :) This is for you [info]hd2o peeps. I can’t even believe I’m posting this…

A word to the wise...er, don't read this :/ )


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[livejournal.com profile] skriftlig  you're AMAZE!! Thank you soo much for the torte!! Noms. :D :D 
You're the gorgeous one bb! Thanks for everything <3333

More thank you stuffs to come. I swear everyday I get on here you people amaze me in some way or another. 

I <3 YOU GUYS!!

Now I have to focus. Fic is due at midnight and I am so tired. *cries*
thepretender501: (DW: Making perfect sense)


SQUEE!!! A list is in order!

Some cheese to go with this morning's whine :D )


thepretender501: (DW: Ten dazzles you)
Yikes. Remember that song? No? Okay... Anyways.

Dude
[info]bleedforyou1  has a new icon community!! I gots several lovely icons from her including my default Zoe! Join her comm [info]bleedys_icons because she is  most excelllent. 


And because this is obvious... 
I repeat...DO NOT JUDGE ME :p
 



HARRY POTTER DRUNK FANFICTION
Drink, write, LOL. First contest coming this Saturday. Click the image for info and rules.


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Warning!!! I'm hiding from life today so there will be spam! Indulge me, please :D



First the Everything but... comment fest is still going on. And I got something gorgeous at around 5 am from a prompt I left that wasn't a prompt LOL. Some of you might've seen my excited utterance at the beginning of the fest (I was in a hurry to leave for work and hadn't even read the rules to know that prompting was on that post *headdesk*). Well, [livejournal.com profile] curiouslyfic  made that into a prompt and wrote this Draco/Charlie ♥ ♥ And I can't even... Please, please read it. I can't even find the words to describe how it made me feel. And I'm in tears right now but that might be because yesterday was such a bad day and I find fandom amazing but this fic is gorgeous all the same <3 <3



 
The Harry Potter 'Everything But...' Comment Fest ♥
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Title: Fair and Square 
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~100 x 2
Beta[info]talekayler ♥
Warning: slash overtones, language, Americanisms (even in the title)
Prompt: #191 Liar, at
[info]dracoharry100  
A/N: 
Smdh.


 

 

Fair and Square )

 


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 I think I've just completed all the edits on my kinkfest fic! *phew*

OKAY, YOU PEOPLE AMAZE ME!!! BTW...THIS IS A THANK YOU POST!! For fic help and in genral. (Because yeah, the fic's only 3000 words but this is a miraculous achievement for me, okay? :D :D  And also the beta line is not long enough for me to blather on about how much I <3 and appreciate you all.)  So when I said I'd take all the help I could get I did NOT expect this much!! *beams*

A list, yeah?
 

It's like an Oscar speech... but longer...*flails* )

So in conclusion. That kinky thing is finished. That emo thing shall not be mentioned. And yeah, for the filthy filth I've written I'm pretty much going to hell BUT I've come to terms with that. Oh and also I basically wrote incest (Harry/Teddy) at [livejournal.com profile] okydoky 's Everything but... comment fest.  What? I drank lots of wine last night and got bold... then sleepy.   Anyways the drab is pretty terribly written but hey, at least it's not 3000 words. Heh! It's too late now new friends! *cackles*

Seriously, thank you all for your help and thank you in general. I won't forget it! So much <3 <3 for you guys!!

*wanders outside to forage for food*
 

ETA: OMG Pina Coladas in my fridge. I KNOW IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT. DO NOT JUDGE ME! :p


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HP COMMENT FEST AT [livejournal.com profile] okydoky  's JOURNAL!!!


The Harry Potter 'Everything But...' Comment Fest ♥

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I'm not a pimp really ;)
But I am a MAJOR Procrastinator FANGIRL and ... [livejournal.com profile] bleedforyou1  & [livejournal.com profile] brinimc  are TOTALLY AWESOME!! New comm! EXCITE!




Suggestion Box for Fic/Art to be squeed over | What is ?[info]hd_squee
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Title: Sweet Tooth  
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] elainemalfoy  eep! Well, if you're sure nothing's wrong with it
Warning: slashiness,  beef stew, some fluff, dull?
A/N: A bit of awkward awkwardness I wrote at 5 am for the new [livejournal.com profile] insaners  comm Tea and Soup mini-fest. And now that I think about it  I used stew instead of soup which might be one of the reasons they didn't like it. *headdesk* You guys I'm not, not insane okay? *g*.



Sweet Tooth )
thepretender501: (Words: electric feel)

Seen this posted all over the place so I thought I'd give it a try.

Can't See the Forest for the Trees )


 

New Years Goals and stuffs. )
Hope I meet at least 2 of those :)
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Title: Upon a Midnight Clear
Summary: Draco shares a long standing family tradition.  
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] bleedforyou1, [livejournal.com profile] nicevenn, [livejournal.com profile] skriftlig ♥
Word Count: 534
Rating: G
Warning: slash, extreme fluff
A/N: This was a gift I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] uniquepov  at [livejournal.com profile] hd_seasons.  Surprisingly, she wrote a hot and awesome drabble for my hd stocking stuffer! Thanks again!! I wasn't trying to be cryptic by leaving out my name, hun :) I just er... didn't look properly at my header. Instead of deleting the summary (which was wrong) I deleted the author line. *is ashamed* I'm so sorry. Happy you liked it :D   




 

Upon a Midnight Clear )
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Abbrieviated Meme:
-I've written between 30 and 40 fics/ficlets/drabbles this year. And I even have three that I'm quite proud of :)
 




 
Goodbye 2010. It's been a fun first year in fandom filled with many more ups than downs. I wish each and everyone of you the best in the coming year and beyond. It's been lovely meeting you all. Thanks for everything! *hugs and kisses*


OH GOD!

Dec. 29th, 2010 03:42 am
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THIS!!!!!!

Author: Anonymous
Title: On The Couch
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: It’s a Mind Healer’s worse nightmare to lose a patient to suicide, but Mind Healer Nick Nichols can attest to the fact that a murder/suicide is even worse. If only Dr. Freud had come up with a sure cure for love.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): This is a fully comprehensive list of warnings (in alphabetical order, nonetheless): anal sex, angst, psychoanalysis, rimming and smoking.
Epilogue compliant? Nope
Word Count: 26,500


I read this on [info]hd_holidays  after it was rec'd by both [info]okydoky  and [info]alisanne ♥

IN WHICH I BEG YOU TO READ!!! )

 


thepretender501: (Words: Harry wants it)
Title: Paranoid 
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Word Count: ~800
Warningsunbeta'd(srsly), slashy behavior, sexy situations, language
Prompt: Cider, at 
[info]dracoharry100 Christmas Challenge
Summary: Draco gets jealous sometimes.
A/N: 
Naughty, naughtiness right before I leave for work. :) I've been trying to write this fic (or something like it) since the summer time. I'll probably end up writing it again except not as a drabble. This is dedicated to 
[info]nicevenn   because she worked on stocking stuffers until she went cross eyed and still found the time to beta a fic for me. WOWZA! *hugs* :)


 

Lost Without You )

 


thepretender501: (HP Ship: H/D)
Title: The Christmas Caper 
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~550
Warningsunbeta'd(srsly), slash, crossdressing, language
Prompt: Stockings, at 
[info]dracoharry100 Christmas Challenge
Summary: Harry does something that gets Draco all hot and bothered. Yeah, that sort of thing.   
A/N: 
I do have an excuse for this. Too many margarita mixers at happy hour. woot! :) This is dedicated to
[info]enchanted_jae
  because I read about Fifi for the first time yesterday *drools*



 

Christmas Caper )

 


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Merry Christmas Everyone!!
<3 <3





I Wish You All A Very Happy New Year!! :D


*Thanks [livejournal.com profile] bleedforyou1  for the BRILLIANT icons!! And [livejournal.com profile] nursedarry  for my Santa Bear *squishes* So amaze!! :D :D
thepretender501: (HP Ship: Harry/Ron)

Title:  A Whisper and A Hiss Kiss
Characters: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: unbeta'd, slash, Hogwarts!fic,  language, smut, oral, Parseltongue!kink, pwp
Summary: In which Harry and Ron spend Christmas Eve in Ron's attic bedroom...
Prompt: You asked for New Year. This isn't that at all *g*  
A/N: For 
[info]elainemalfoy !  You put up with my bs, my obsessive love of Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoycest and most of all you let me spam your flist with Harry/Draco *eg*  Happy birthday! ILU!♥ 
  
 

 

A Whisper and A Kiss )
thepretender501: (DW: with screwdrivers and water pistols)
Shh... this was posted on the 23rd.



~ILU So Much!! Have a Cake! Have a Party!

Nothing compares to your awesomeness.
Thanks for being... <3 <3 <3

I give you vgifts, the doctor, and drabbles that turn into 2000 word fics :D :D.  I will even read a Ron/Draco oneshot (4000 words or less) just for you. Go ahead. Send it and Ginny better be alive ;).
 

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