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*pokes flist* If you've ever read Ron/Draco and liked it you should read this:

Title: Cognitive Dissonance
Author: [ profile] elainemalfoy 
Prompt: share
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Draco/Ron, background Ron/Hermione
Summary: Ron and Hermione have an open relationship. Draco doesn’t like to share.
Warnings: infidelity...
Word Count: 900

Also [ profile] forsanethaec  recc'd me insanely hot Social Network kink!fic the other night that I ended up having a dream about. <_< 
Yes, I said Social Network fic... >_>
Warnings: dirty talk in every way imaginable and you may need to pause for a glass of water ^^
And also this...

Originally posted by [ profile] hdcockbookmods at The Cock Book Project Goes Live!

[ profile] hd_cockbook's goal is to create an annotated, illustrated guide to gay sex, Harry/Draco-style. It will be called Safe Sex Standards: A Syllabus for Sorcerers by Seymour Satisphaxon and we’re looking for art and fics to expand on Seymour’s advice. For more details, please check out the project overview.


Banner by [ profile] kayoko

zzzzz... it's 7 am... I'm sleeping. More tomorrow maybe... y/y?
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Originally posted by [ profile] phoenixacid at For a worthy cause: H/D Relief

Due to all the recent Global Disasters, and Harry and Draco's insistence that they are the best men to help, [ profile] hd_relief was created. [ profile] hd_relief will endeavor to raise funds for worthy causes through fests, the auction of fanfiction, graphics, art and any other fan based offers. Let H/D love motivate you to help those who have been struck by disaster.

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Come and join [ profile] hp_sexstars

Banner by brinimc

[ profile] brinimc  wrote this awesome post about fandom and linked this awesome one too. [ profile] brinimc  is AMAZE and sent me a vgift even though I narrowed down her list of dudes by cheating. She also emailed me every song by The Warblers because she's just the BESTEST.  THANK YOU LOVE <333 And [ profile] kayoko  is FANTASTIC and linked me to this comm where we found Darren singing Misery by Maroon 5. JFC!! \o/ And other brilliant things! THANK YOU BB!!!!

And this...LOL )


Mar. 14th, 2011 05:04 pm
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Because I don't have the funds to bid or buy vgifts at the moment I put an offer on [ profile] help_japan. It was apart of my New Years Resolution to do something for Haiti and/or other charity fandom functions. Unfortunately, my muse hates me right now :/ But... I figure after everything that's happened in Japan I can spend some time agonizing my way through a few gift fics :D If no one bids no worries, I'll contribute either way :D

Offer is here once I figure out how to link a thread. Er.. it's on the last page :) 



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There are multiple brush fires here(skies all smoky, highways empty), my date ended abruptly, my mother was randomly sick, like run to the doctor sick  and it scared the crap out of me(she's fine now...I hope). Didn't get to go to the play tonight but that's okay because Titanic is on.

Anyway, none of this is the point.
I just made love to about twenty people on my flist anonymously and I'm about to do the rest of you. ;) This is the most FANTASTIC thing ever because you all know how much I love to go on and on about how happy you make me. Now I get to go crazy <333

The only thing that could make me happier is if it were an anon love meme for all of HP fandom. Om nom. I LOVE YOU GUYS!! 

ETA: *snogs*

ETA 2: *sniffles* You guys make me so HAPPY! Thank you for the love anons <333 I'm so happy to be included, this honestly made my day. Thank you :D

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Yikes. Remember that song? No? Okay... Anyways.

[info]bleedforyou1  has a new icon community!! I gots several lovely icons from her including my default Zoe! Join her comm [info]bleedys_icons because she is  most excelllent. 

And because this is obvious... 
I repeat...DO NOT JUDGE ME :p

Drink, write, LOL. First contest coming this Saturday. Click the image for info and rules.

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HP COMMENT FEST AT [ profile] okydoky  's JOURNAL!!!

The Harry Potter 'Everything But...' Comment Fest ♥

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I'm not a pimp really ;)
But I am a MAJOR Procrastinator FANGIRL and ... [ profile] bleedforyou1  & [ profile] brinimc  are TOTALLY AWESOME!! New comm! EXCITE!

Suggestion Box for Fic/Art to be squeed over | What is ?[info]hd_squee
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Alright, I talked myself out of doing [ profile] deatheaterfest , I think. *hides from temptation*

I signed up for [ profile] hp_emofest  instead. I'm nervous and kind of excited. Well, silly me. In my excitement I ran and did this.

Art by [ profile] naadi

I don't know why but I've been in an H/D mood lately... therefore, of course I'll be signing up for the [info]dracotops_harry  fest because--what choice do I have?! Top!Draco and bottom!Harry= my weakness... or so I thought.

Today, when I got home from work guess what I found!! A second weakness.

[ profile] hp_kinkfest
Prompt Submission: December 9-13
Prompt Claiming/Sign-ups: December 14-20
Posting: Begins January 25


Can I possibly resist?? Can you?!  *I'm totally pimping these, btw.*

Wish me luck...ha! I almost wrote lick *distracting banner is distracting*

I've never done this fest thing before but I can't wait to try! I'm gonna need sooo many betas and
like-- a plot

 ETA: I got my movie tickets!!!
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OMG! Is this even happening right now!! I so can't even...guh!

Art and banner by [ profile] veridari.

Prompting starts December 3 | Fest Schedule and Fest Rules | Promotion Banners

I've only participated in one fest and it wasn't annonymous and there weren't time constraints. I is scared. Fests are rumored to be addictive and I'm sitting here pondering signing up for three of them. The first *ahem draco tops* is obvious and I'm also searching through prompts at [ profile] hp_emofest  and [ profile] deatheaterfest . The due dates are all in February and March. Will I be smart and sit back to read the amazing fics other people come up with or--Am I crazy? 

Stay tuned.



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