For some reason, I can't stop picturing the Cullens' reactions when they come home. XD
Esme: "Dear, I'm so very happy for you for finally finding someone you can... um... be close to. But could you please not bite the furniture so hard? That chaise longue was almost as old as you are..."
Rosalie: "EWW, Edward! A f!#&ing werewolf? You're SO dead to me!" *storms off*
Alice: "Oh! O-oh!" *runs off to masturbate, mumbling:* "I'll order a new dining room table now, so it should get here before..."
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Date: 2011-02-27 11:44 pm (UTC)For some reason, I can't stop picturing the Cullens' reactions when they come home. XD
Esme: "Dear, I'm so very happy for you for finally finding someone you can... um... be close to. But could you please not bite the furniture so hard? That chaise longue was almost as old as you are..."
Rosalie: "EWW, Edward! A f!#&ing werewolf? You're SO dead to me!" *storms off*
Alice: "Oh! O-oh!" *runs off
to masturbate, mumbling:* "I'll order a new dining room table now, so it should get here before..."XDDD