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Title: A Pinch of This and a Dash of That 
Characters: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Word Count: ~500
Warnings: unbeta'd, flufftastic, mentions of boy sex, language, pwp 
Prompt: Eggnog, at
[info]dracoharry100 and at [info]hd_pots_n_porn . Dialogue prompt #11You got sugar where?!   at [info]hd_seasons 
A/N: I've got no excuses for this one either. It's an attempt at smut which I haven't written it in so long (a week or two). Not as explicit as it could've been. ;)   



“You got sugar where?!” Harry stammered.

“In the eggnog we drank earlier,” Draco said, quietly.

 Harry gripped the kitchen counter for support, still quite dizzy. He’d just shagged Draco countless times, christening every corner of their cozy kitchen. His limbs ached, his hair was damp with sweat, and still he felt an insatiable itch. Finally, it all made sense.  “I told you that wasn’t sugar, Draco,” Harry said, his tone measured.  “It’s a powerful aphrodisiac to be tested by the potions lab of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Not by me and you.”

Draco was still flushed with arousal and he rubbed himself absently. “I know, Harry. I got confused. I only added a pinch. I promise.”

Harry bit his lip. There was an easy solution. He could fuck his boyfriend up against the counter for the umpteenth time, but that seemed counter-productive. Instead, he closed his eyes and tried to focus on the matter at hand.

“How could you be confused?” Harry asked.  “I didn’t store it in the kitchen I locked it away. You would’ve had to cast an unlocking charm to get to-- ”

“Okay, I found it,” Draco said.  “I just thought a pinch would make the holidays more… interesting.” Draco gripped himself firmly and with a tiny gasp and a shudder he began stroking.

Harry echoed the gasp, his own cock stiff and his skin radiating heat. He imagined slipping inside Draco while his arse still dripped wet with Harry’s come. Harry shook his head. He had no decent thoughts left.  He closed his eyes again and lifted his glasses so he could massage the bridge of his nose.

“You only used a pinch, right?” He looked at Draco again. “And it’s already been two hours so logically this will wear off in another thirty minutes or so?”

Draco shifted, eyes closed, lips parted, still trying to bring himself off. Harry could hardly stand it. He grabbed Draco’s wrists and steadied his movements. “Did you hear me?”

Draco’s eyes fluttered open. “M-maybe a spoonful.” He offered, amending his story once again.

Harry clenched his teeth. “Okay, so just to clarify, you were deliberately deceitful and you didn’t tell the truth once tonight until I coaxed it out of you.”

“Harry, I’m sorry.” Draco buried his face against Harry’s neck and Harry groaned when he began sucking the tender flesh there. Draco’s hands slid over Harry’s cock and he tugged frantically.  Harry could feel Draco's body trembling. 

“Fuck, Draco.You’re not,” Harry gasped, thrusting slowly into Draco’s fist before he stumbled out of Draco’s embrace, lightheaded. “You’re not sorry.”

Draco pouted and grabbed his own cock again.

“Don’t touch,” Harry snapped.

Draco dropped his hand and gazed at Harry in shock.

“It isn’t right to tell lies,” Harry said.

Draco continued to stare, his breathing deep; his eyes glassy and fully dilated.  

Harry pointed at the kitchen table. “Bend over and stick your arse out. You ought to be punished.”      

 


Date: 2010-12-14 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naturegirlrocks.livejournal.com
sneaky Draco! just lovely!

Date: 2010-12-14 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Isn't he though? xD Thanks for reading!!

Date: 2010-12-14 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAH! Oh, how utterly delicious! I do love a bit of 'magic-made-me-do-it', and this is a hot and hilarious little take on that :)

Date: 2010-12-14 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Hee!! It was a lot of fun to write xD. Thanks very much for reading and for reccing! That was so sweet and unexpected and it makes me all kinds of happy! *hugs* I'm totally friending you ;)

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Date: 2010-12-14 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monster-o-love.livejournal.com
OHHH YUMMMM!!!!! But I suppose a naughty!Draco gets his own rewards. ;D

Date: 2010-12-14 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
*giggles* He does indeed!! Thanks for reading!! xD

Date: 2010-12-14 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valinorean.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Draco is not sorry at all!

Date: 2010-12-14 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Not even a little bit. *evil grin* Thanks for reading ♥!!

Date: 2010-12-14 09:30 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-14 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Thanks ♥!!!

Date: 2010-12-14 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nenne.livejournal.com
I'm not sorry he did it either. This was funny and hot.

Date: 2010-12-14 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Tbh, I don't even think Harry is sorry he did it lol! Thanks for reading, hun! *hugs*

Date: 2010-12-14 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nursedarry.livejournal.com
*picks up computer and looks behind screen*

*shakes keyboard*

Where's the rest of the goddamned story?!!!!

Date: 2010-12-14 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
LOL! I apologize. Naughty!Draco melted my brain and I couldn't type anymore ;) Thanks for reading!! Btw, your icon= ♥

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Date: 2010-12-14 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celestlyn.livejournal.com
Slytherin to the core.

Date: 2010-12-14 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Oh, yes he is. xD Thanks for reading!!

Date: 2010-12-14 11:21 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] usakiwigirl.livejournal.com
Gives new meaning to the magic of Christmas!

Date: 2010-12-14 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
LOL! Indeed. Thank you for reading! ♥

Date: 2010-12-14 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicevenn.livejournal.com
LOL, loved it!

Date: 2010-12-14 03:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-14 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hpfangirl71.livejournal.com
I loved it!! Sneaky Draco's definitely having a Merry Christmas!! It doesn't seem as if Harry's really all that angry either since he's willing to punish Draco some more!!

Date: 2010-12-14 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Oh no, Harry shouldn't be upset! I think they both benefit from this little mishap *evil grin*

*friends*

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Date: 2010-12-14 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com
I'm with nursedarry I seam to be missing some of the yummy story of our very naughty Draco :)

Date: 2010-12-15 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Ummm *searches* nope, no more. I stick by what I said before I blame naughty!Draco lol. I do hope we're still on speaking terms, hun :D

*squishes you*

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Date: 2010-12-14 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com
*absolutely dies*

I have no words for how hot and sexy and frickin' FUNNY this is!

Date: 2010-12-15 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
*attempts to revive you*

Thanks so much, hun!! I'm so glad you liked it. xD It was fun to write even at 3 am lol. *hugs*

Date: 2010-12-15 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purple-lights.livejournal.com
It just ends there?! I really think there should be something more, but besides that this fic is wonderful!!

Date: 2010-12-15 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Yes, it ends there. *hangs head in shame*

Thanks for reading!! I'm glad you enjoyed it :D
Edited Date: 2010-12-15 02:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-15 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celemie.livejournal.com
OMG YES!

THIS IS DELICIOUS!

Date: 2010-12-15 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was fun to write :D

Date: 2010-12-15 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] domani-kiyozuki.livejournal.com
Hehe, Harry SHOULD punish Draco for telling lies *nods* and such a promising ending!

Date: 2010-12-15 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Yes he should. And he will. Definitely will. *grin*

Thanks for reading!!

Date: 2010-12-16 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talekayler.livejournal.com
Hahaha, that was awesome! Lies are best revealed slowly.

Date: 2010-12-16 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Heh!! Absolutely! Thanks for reading :)

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Date: 2010-12-17 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dracossecret.livejournal.com
*Is ded*
Noooooooo I want the moooore. He must be punished :P

Date: 2010-12-17 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Hee!! No more for this one, sorry. *fails* But Draco will certainly be punished. ;)
♥ your icon. It gives me ideas :D :D

Date: 2011-02-22 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brinimc.livejournal.com
AWWW, tht was almost sad rigt up untl the end there! WHEW, HOT!!!

Date: 2011-02-28 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepretender501.livejournal.com
Haha aww! Thanks for reading Brin <33

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