Draco has a peppermint stick
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thepretender501Er, I told you I'd post fic eventually :/
Title: Draco has a peppermint stick
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: R for a bit of a sexy time!
Words: ~1100
Warnings: rimming, gratuitous peppermint stick usage, slash, homo erotic overtones, things that make nonsense, things that make a little bit of sense, but only to me.
What you drank, how much and how long it took you: lime margarita, grape vodka and cranberry juice and sprite. shots. Too much during ootp movie drinking game. More after.
Summary: WTF??!! Intrigued? Then it’s time to read Draco has a peppermint stick…
Notes: IDEK… I fixed no typos that word didn’t fix for me and I edited nothing :) This is for you ![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=1){kind=small}
hd2o peeps. I can’t even believe I’m posting this…
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hpdrunkfic :D See, I have an excuse for this. I have an excuse for this! *flails* It took me longer to put that header together than it did to write the fic. Also dedicated to *someone who must not be named* who played the drinking game with me, wrote brilliant drunken!fic, then proceeded to be sick and then passed out for several hours. Now that's dedication. Bwahahahahaha!! I LOVE YOU!!!
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Draco has a peppermint stick. It’s long and hard and sometimes he sucks it. But when he sucks it he realizes it’s a turnon. So flash forward until recently right? Okay so Draco is in this major meeting for the ministry of magic. Or MoM basically like how it is in 1984 with Big Brother except for JK Rowlings version but that’s not the point oklay. I’m writing about peppermints because I was finedd by talekayler and snugglemint but we won’t go into that. And now my fingers keep losing their center then I spell words wrong. What the fuck is that about anyway? Okay so. Usuallay that’s not the point. Today though… Draco was sucking on his peppermint stick. It was in his mouth and long and hard and he’s in a super important meeting. Ok then. Right. It’s in the ministry. Hagrid isn’t there. It’s top secret but Draco is embarrassed. He’s got an dunh dunh dunh---INCONVENIENT HARD ON! It’s totally in the prompts read them.
God it’s so embarrassing because everytime he sucks the peppermint stick it gets harder and harder till it’s swollen and thick and leaking. Still he just keeps sucking it because he can’t choose between peppermint sticks and a hard on. Well it turns out this important business meeting is just between Harry/Draco right? Which is lucky but also unlucky. Of course Draco has a secret crush on Harry but since they’re arch nemises he’s embarrassed to be caught in the office with and dunh dunh dunh--- inconvenient hard on! INCONVENIENT AND HARD!! ALSO HARD ON. Well they are talking and next thing you know Harry brushes against his thigh. It is so convenient because the meeting is the kind of meeting where they sit really close together and Potter has plenty of oppurtunities to accidentally grope him but he doesn’t because this meeting is serious business. Well next thing you know Harry is accidentally touching his cock.
Draco drops his peppermint candy on the office table and groans. He’s hard and now Potter is hard too. “Malfoy… fuck you’re hard. Isn’t that a bit inconvenient?”
Hagrid isn’t there I must point this out again because I don’t want to leave any plot holes. It is important because Hagrid would try to stop the sexiness about to occur. He is not a popular fanfiction character for a reason you guys. He gets harassed to easily.
“I am Hard.” Draco continues. “And I am going to fuck you.”
“Oh you can’t be serious!” What harry refuses to admit is that this is actually his dream come true. He has always wanted to feel Draco’s cock inside of him. Especially in the most inconvenient of places while they are in an important meeting. Dramatic irony! Because Draco doesn’t know this and he blushes red like his peppermint stick. Harry laughs because he can’t help it and in good time HE’S BLUSHING TOO!!
IN A ROMANTIC TURN OF EVENTS DRACO ADMITS THAT HE’S LOVED HARRY SINCE THE FIRST TIME THEY MET ON THE TRAIN. HE JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS HIMSELF. HARRY ADMITS THAT… THIS IS OKAY. AS LONG AS DRACO CAN MAKE UP FOR IT NOW BY ALLWOING HIS COCK TO DO THE TALINKG.
“Well,” draco explains. My cock is very verbose. Take off your pants before this ends up taking forever.”
“Okay.”
Harry takes off his pants and it is not a shock at all that his cock is hard and thick and red like a peppermint stick. In a way… it was Draco’s peppermint stick all along. “Ohhh,” Draco realizes. Then he pauses for a quick peek at chatzy chat. Is still clueless about what’s going on at the moment. He returns. Hagrid still isn’t there but suddenly Harry is on the table. “I’ve been craving your cock all my life Draco.” He’s on his hands and knees and his arse is so round and pert. God draco can see the pink pucker right in the center. He wants to taste it. He licks the peppermint stick and traces the rim. Then he crawls on the table behind harry and licks it. “A fucking peppermint stick, Draco you’re utterly depraved,” Harry groans because he likes it. Draco’s cock reacts by jerking upwards. Next thing you know Draco’s tongue dips inside pressing into the tight ring of muscles. “mmm, Draco this is so inconvenient. I can’t believe this is happening in the middle of our meeting.”
Draco uses lubricous because he’s tired. He pulls out his wand. Suddenly Harry is slippery wet and waiting for a cock to slide right in. And what do you know? Draco’s cock does just that. They are rocking back and forth on the table, is squeaking because it’s all unstable, but neither of them care. “You’re so hard, Draco.”
“I know it happens.” Draco shrugs like it’s the coolest thig ever but then he has to concentrate because he’s about to come in Harry’s slippery arse hole. “Fuck I’m so full. You’re hard.”
The table is still squeaking, Hagrid is still not there the peppermint stick is though but they put it on the table next to them. Dumbledore isn’t there either but if he was he’d be totally supportive. Everyone would. Especially Hermione. Snape would also be supportive but he waould also want to be in on it. Because Merlin it’s Harry and Draco fucking and it’s sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell. Draco digs his fingers into Harry’s waist and pulls his hips back so he can fuck harry deeper. His knees are kind of hurting. He’s also a little drunk from last night’s hookah bar. Then he comes. It’s ALL OF A SUDDEN. His cock tingles like peppermint candy on the tongue. He shouldn’t have put peppermint all over Harry;s arse. Then harry sits up because he came too. It was a little less dramatic.
Then they continue the meeting because this is serious business. Harry pulls his pants back on with a quick scourgify. Well then everything gets back to normal. Only problem is Draco isn’t hard anymore in an inconvenient manner. Also the peppermint stick is not finished and Draco has a sweet tooth. Remember how Lucius and Narcissa send him candy? Yeaa you do. Also every time he sucks the candy he gets an inconvenient hard on and he’s about to do it again….
Matt smith’s Doctor comes to the meeting and shouts at the Daleks and says: AND THEN…AND THEN… LET SOMEBODY ELSE TRY FIRST. Because I left out the part that this is an important meeting Harry and Draco have in space: The final fronteir… That’s two prompts mother fucker…… then they watched gay porn.
fin
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Date: 2011-02-18 09:35 pm (UTC)*hearts it*
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Date: 2011-02-18 09:33 pm (UTC)I STILL STAND BY MY WORDS
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Date: 2011-02-19 01:19 am (UTC)8D
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Date: 2011-02-19 01:24 am (UTC)*drags you down the isle before you can change your mind* ;)
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Date: 2011-02-19 01:31 am (UTC)..ah, fuck that, let's just get to the post-vow booze!
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Date: 2011-02-18 10:01 pm (UTC)PERFECTION.
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Date: 2011-02-18 10:22 pm (UTC)Honesltly, though, those first two lines are total win. (Is a big fan of awesome first lines.)
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Date: 2011-02-18 10:39 pm (UTC)That's the best way to sum up Harry/Draco. :)
Great and really funny fic!
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Date: 2011-02-19 01:43 am (UTC)But it is great for H/D *nods*
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Date: 2011-02-19 12:40 am (UTC)I loved how Dumbledore would have been supportive and how often Hagrid actually was mentioned, even though he wasn't in the story! XD
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Date: 2011-02-19 01:14 am (UTC)Yes and Amen!
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Date: 2011-02-20 09:56 am (UTC)You are made of WIN!
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