Pimpity pimp (spam it's what's for dinner)

[thepretender501]

 



Why am I sitting here thinking about signing up for smoochfest? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Christ, someone please talk me out of it D:
*shoots self*
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art by star_sailor13

Comments

[nicevenn.livejournal.com]

You should NOT sign up for Smoochfest, because there's going to be loads of H/D, and they'll, like, be doing it for, like, the very first time, which means that there might be some anxious!virgin!Draco or maybe even insecure!virgin!Harry, and if you signed up you might write something hot, and if I signed up as well I might write something hot, and who wants to read and/or write about hot virgin!sex?

I totally failed, didn't I?

[thepretender501.livejournal.com]

Nnnngh!! Mean you is soo mean D: D:
Now it's almost like I *have* to write it :/
*cries*